busload of American tourists were heading towards Punjab on G.T. Road when suddenly the driver slammed on the brakes. Lying on the road in front was Santa with his ear to the ground. Passengers trooped out of the bus and crowded around him.

"Hey, what are you doing down there pal?" asked one of the tourists.

Santa slowly raised his head and replied, "Green Matador 25 km away travelling at 80 km."

"Wow," exclaimed the tourist, "You can tell us that by listening to the road?"

"No," croaked Santa, "I fell off the damned thing."

Be-Karaan Tanhaayion

Be-Karaan Tanhaayion Ka Silsila Reh Jaaye Ga;
Tere Mere Darmiyaan, Bas Ik Khalaa Reh Jaaye Ga;

Aks Beh Jaayein Ge Saaray Dhoop Ke Sailaab Mein;
Aur Koi Paanion Mein Jhaankta Reh Jaaye Ga;

Mujh Ko Mere Hamsafar Aisa Safar Darpaish Hai;
Raasta Kat Bhee Gaya Tou Faasla Reh Jaaye Ga;

Log So Jaayein Ge Khamoshi Ki Chaadar Orh Kar;
Chaand Soonay Aanganon Mein Jaagta Reh Jaaye Ga;

Jo Kabhi Os Ne Parheen Theen Mujh Se Nasir Maang Kar;
Naam Mera Un Kitaabon Mein Likha Reh Jaaye Ga!

A woman called up the hospital and said,

"I want to know if the patient Rita Brown in Room No 1438 is getting better,"

The RMO replied, "She is doing very well. She had her first solid meal today, her blood pressure is fine and if she continues improving she might even be sent home in a couple of days."

The woman said, "Thank God! That's wonderful news!"

RMO: I take it you must be a family member or a close friend!

Woman: No I am Rita Brown. No one tells me anything!