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Manual Entertainment

2014-06-09T05:30:00+05:30

With continuous power cuts women are forced to go manual in their office work. Take a look!

Smart Move!

2014-04-10T05:30:00+05:30

A guy walks into a bar looking frustrated. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"

The guy replies, "Well I've got these two horses and I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."

The bartender suggests, "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"

The guy says, "That sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."

A few months later, he returns to the bar in worse condition. "I shaved the tail of one of the horses, but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!"

The bartender says, "Why don't you try shaving the mane?"

A few months later the guy is back. "I shaved the mane of one of the horses, but it grew back!"

The bartender yells, "Just measure the damn horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller that the other one!" The guy storms out of the bar.

The next day, the guy runs into the bar. "It worked, it worked!" he exclaims. "I measured the horses, and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!"

Mouse Trap!

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Be-Karaan Tanhaayion

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Be-Karaan Tanhaayion

Be-Karaan Tanhaayion Ka Silsila Reh Jaaye Ga;
Tere Mere Darmiyaan, Bas Ik Khalaa Reh Jaaye Ga;

Aks Beh Jaayein Ge Saaray Dhoop Ke Sailaab Mein;
Aur Koi Paanion Mein Jhaankta Reh Jaaye Ga;

Mujh Ko Mere Hamsafar Aisa Safar Darpaish Hai;
Raasta Kat Bhee Gaya Tou Faasla Reh Jaaye Ga;

Log So Jaayein Ge Khamoshi Ki Chaadar Orh Kar;
Chaand Soonay Aanganon Mein Jaagta Reh Jaaye Ga;

Jo Kabhi Os Ne Parheen Theen Mujh Se Nasir Maang Kar;
Naam Mera Un Kitaabon Mein Likha Reh Jaaye Ga!

Patient's Dilemma!

2014-04-10T05:30:00+05:30

A woman called up the hospital and said,

"I want to know if the patient Rita Brown in Room No 1438 is getting better,"

The RMO replied, "She is doing very well. She had her first solid meal today, her blood pressure is fine and if she continues improving she might even be sent home in a couple of days."

The woman said, "Thank God! That's wonderful news!"

RMO: I take it you must be a family member or a close friend!

Woman: No I am Rita Brown. No one tells me anything!

Identical Horses!!!

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